tenacious d: tenacious d
one of my all time favorite albums, and the reason that i find jack black one of the sexiest men alive. "keilbasa" alone is reason enough to spend the money for the CD.
jamiroquai: a funk odyssey
i love this album - i resurrect this cd about once a month and play it for at least a week straight on my car stereo. i'm currently knee deep in jay kay.
AC/DC: Back in Black
possibly one of the best rock albums ever. as long as i live, this will be one of my top 5 favorites. can't get enough of it.
Beck: Guero
i'm still listening to this, for months now. i'm somewhat obsessed with it and can't stop listening to it. i'm not at all inclined to stop listening to it...
led zepplin: IV
what needs to be said about led zepplin IV? best. makeout. album. ever.
Foo Fighters: In Your Honor
One of my all-time favorite albums by one of my all-time favorite bands and one of my all-time favorite vocalists. Dave Grohl is one of the sexiest men alive and his voice just... does things... to me.
Radiohead: The Bends
Thom Yorke's voice just does it for me, y'all.
i don't want to use the trademarked name for the big football event that was on network television on sunday, february 4th because i don't want to be sued.
but here's the best thing that came out of the whole shabang (besides prince):
goooooo-layyyyyyyyyyyyy.
turn up the sound - and click here !
I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed:
"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal."
thank you god, that even though i was born with the klutz gene and tend to injure myself on a pretty regular basis, i have never been cursed with emergency personnel as stupid as this.
amen.
on new year's day morning, i was on the phone with my best friend corey. we were having one of our marathon phone calls. he's in atlanta and i'm in texas, so we don't see each other much. in fact, new year's day this year was exactly one year since we've seen each other.
i told corey i needed to blow my nose and asked hi if i should tape it on the webcam and send it to him. not surprisingly, he said "sure!". he knows i blow my nose like a rhino. always have.
i quickly got set up with the tissues and the webcam and turned on my phone's speaker, then i hit "record".
i posted it to youtube so he could view it, and he loved it.
then the strangest thing happened...
the freaks started coming out of the woodwork.
the video recieved daily honors for 5 days straight, today being the first day it hasn't been "honored" in one way or another. the comments are relatively mild, but the messages i have been recieving are mind bogglingly disturbing.
here's a sampling of some of the messages i've recieved:
"i love how you blow your nose like that! it always turns me on to see a female honking her nose."
"are you blowing yellow snot out of your nose?"
"None of my ex-girlfriends could blow their nose like this!!!!! I try and explain how I like it, but they don't get it, and I'm always let down. I'm going to start showing girls this vid from now on!!!!! This is the way a woman should blow her nose! This is SEXXXXXY!"
"omg that is the sexiest thing ever. i know maybe it's wierd [sic] but it totally turns me on."
"I really wish you had showed us what was on the kleenix [sic]. That nose blow was so hot!"
"A good nose blowing... there is nothing more sexier [sic] than that. AWESOME VID!"
what? are you people kidding with this? NOSE BLOWING turns people on? WHAT PEOPLE? why?
why? why? why? eww!
the video? well, sure i'll show you. if it turns you on, please just do me a favor and don't tell me about it...
happy new year, everybody! click here for a special holiday message from me & my special morning hair.
training this week. 8-5 monday through friday. schedule shock (i usually work 11a - 8p). insomnia.
i made a video a week ago to send to my friend corey. i hated it, so i didn't send it. instead, i entertained myself with windows movie creator until about 4am night before last when i couldn't sleep. this is the evil fruit of my labor. this is what happens when i can't sleep.
so, i'm issuing a challenge: i want to see *your movie! i took video of myself doing something boring and mundane - putting on makeup. i do it nearly every day, and i've done it since i was about 14 years old. i'm sick of it, but i'll do it till the day i die. i added some clips from some of my favorite songs (which incidently coincide with the video clips), threw in some cheesy-ass effects (all i'm working with here is windows movie maker, folks. i got nuthin.) and titles and credits... and SPLURK! a movie. iand t's only 6 1/2 minutes in length.
lemme see yours.
so with no further ado, here's my own indie... "freaking gorgeous".
make sure the sound is on. that's my favorite part.
* if you want to post your movie as a video reply to mine, click here for the location of my movie on youtube.
