on new year's day morning, i was on the phone with my best friend corey. we were having one of our marathon phone calls. he's in atlanta and i'm in texas, so we don't see each other much. in fact, new year's day this year was exactly one year since we've seen each other.
i told corey i needed to blow my nose and asked hi if i should tape it on the webcam and send it to him. not surprisingly, he said "sure!". he knows i blow my nose like a rhino. always have.
i quickly got set up with the tissues and the webcam and turned on my phone's speaker, then i hit "record".
i posted it to youtube so he could view it, and he loved it.
then the strangest thing happened...
the freaks started coming out of the woodwork.
the video recieved daily honors for 5 days straight, today being the first day it hasn't been "honored" in one way or another. the comments are relatively mild, but the messages i have been recieving are mind bogglingly disturbing.
here's a sampling of some of the messages i've recieved:
"i love how you blow your nose like that! it always turns me on to see a female honking her nose."
"are you blowing yellow snot out of your nose?"
"None of my ex-girlfriends could blow their nose like this!!!!! I try and explain how I like it, but they don't get it, and I'm always let down. I'm going to start showing girls this vid from now on!!!!! This is the way a woman should blow her nose! This is SEXXXXXY!"
"omg that is the sexiest thing ever. i know maybe it's wierd [sic] but it totally turns me on."
"I really wish you had showed us what was on the kleenix [sic]. That nose blow was so hot!"
"A good nose blowing... there is nothing more sexier [sic] than that. AWESOME VID!"
what? are you people kidding with this? NOSE BLOWING turns people on? WHAT PEOPLE? why?
why? why? why? eww!
the video? well, sure i'll show you. if it turns you on, please just do me a favor and don't tell me about it...
Video 1 - the original
Video 2 - the "big budget hollywood studio" version
